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An EP’s Guide to Picking Up Women at the Bar (2 Comments)

Entry by JoeDerhake

I was out at a bar in Manhattan Beach the other night and heard some real estate broker shoot his mouth off on how he closed $5 million in deals last year (in Manhattan Beach that might be 4 homes).   Nevertheless, from my seat at the married table, his game seemed to be working. 

 

Anyway, it got me thinking.  How would an EP brag his accomplishments for the past year?   “I performed 100 ESAs last year”….big whoop.  We are doing science which is generally more complicated, and the general public doesn’t often get what we do.  In the big picture, we’re helping our clients complete deals, so what if the EP instead boasted, “I advised on $500 million in commercial real estate transactions, can I buy you drink?”  I am sure this boast would get a “yes,” unless you are unattractive, she is married, or you have food between your teeth.   

 

 

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Education: MBA, University of Southern California BS, Civil Engineering, Michigan State University Registrations: Registered Professional Civil Engineer, California Registered Professional Civil Engineer, Arizona Registered Professional Civil Engineer, Tennessee EPA Accredited Asbestos Inspector, Management Planner Designer (not current) Affiliations: Member, Enviornmental Banker's Association Member, Mortgage Banker's Association Mr. Derhake serves as the President of Partner Engineering and Science, a national engineering and enviornmental consulting firm. He has over 10,000 real estate transactions throughout his career. His due diligence resume includes experience at all levels, including advising lenders and real estate investors through the following product types: Phase I Enviornmental Site Assessments, Phase II Subsurface Investigations, Phase III Site Characterizations, Remedial Cost Estimates, and Enviornmental Transaction Screens. Mr. Derhake has a significant portfolio of closed sites and speaks regularly at industry events and conferences.

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